Last Sale Day
(5 lbs of Bananas)
It’s the last sale day of a Saturday
Watch where you’re walking! Who do you think you’re pushing?
A quick brown ale, then it’s back again
Throwing your money away
“Can I bring it back, if it don’t fit?…….”
“……Course you can darling! ask for Ian Dolphin,
browse around till your heart’s content….”
(Or at least till your money is spent!)
We don’t want to stitch you up
We’re just trying to make an honest bob (or two)
If you don’t like what you see out front
Maybe there’s something out back!
I parked the car on a yellow line
So you watch for the warden, you don’t get no warning
The car park’s full by half-past nine
On a Saturday sale day
There’s bargains galore in every store
You push and pull your trolley
You’re blowing all your lolly
Thirty bob on the ten-to-four
And the Fulham down for a draw
We don’t want to stitch you up
We’re just trying to make an honest bob (or two)
If you don’t like what you see out front
Maybe there’s something out back!
It’s the last sale day of a Saturday
Watch where you’re walking! who do you think you’re pushing?
A quick brown ale, then it’s back again
Throwing your money away ……………… Oi!
(Ian: acoustic guitar, lead vocal. Richard: VST brass, bass guitar. Martin: tack piano, electric ‘Joe Brown’ guitar, harmony vocal. Tim: banjos. Delia: mystery shopper. Derek: drums)
